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Here’s a Warriors fan unzipping his pants after a sexy finish by Andre Iguodala

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As someone who stays up late at night watching Vlade Divac highlights, even I think that this is taking things too far. No doubt this is a sexy finish by Andre Iguodala and I may even find this acceptable had this been someone super sexy like Zaza Pachulia, but you gotta be able to contain yourself.

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Look, I know how stimulating grown men running and sweating and chasing after balls can be.  It’s about the most stimulation a Divac like me gets now a days. And I know that as a Warriors fan, this whole basketball thing is probably pretty new to him. Three years tops. At the arena though… think about the kids man! The arena is a place to get drunk, yell profanities, and flip off Russell Westbrook. I mean, if you just can’t control yourself then League Pass is a fine option. You can even split screen it and watch four games at one time. That’s like 4X the pleasure unless one of the games is like Nets-Sixers which would just ruin the entire experience.

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Divac is the Editor-In Chief of The Schmozone and founder of Leaveit2divac.com. He is a fantasy sports maniac with terrible gambling habits and has a strange, irrational obsession with everything that is NBA legend Vlade Divac. Divac will be posting his outrageous commentary on daily sports topics in "The Daily Flop" section and one day dreams of being re-born as a mediocre Eastern European NBA journeyman.