Jacked Brett Favre is going to announce his return to the NFL during his Hall of Fame speech


Brett Favre, what’s the deal here? Like you’ve got this PED thing all backwards. Why are you so jacked now? Are you like lifting pick-up trucks in your Wrangler jeans during retirement? Did you switch to Geico?

What are the odds that Brett Favre announces his return to the NFL during his Hall of Fame speech? 2-1? Even? He could probably start for half the teams in the NFL right now. I mean, Brian Hoyer and A.J. McCarron started playoff games last season. ‘The Clipboard Jesus’ Charlie Whitehurst (first-ballot Life Hall of Famer, but terrible quarterback) was playing for the Colts at the end of the 2015 season. Favre’s had enough of this quarterback bulls*** in the NFL.

It’s not a matter of if, but when. There would be nothing more Brett Favre than to announce his return to NFL as he’s being inducted into the Hall of Fame. This has been Favre’s plan the entire time since his retirement in 2011. Retire, take the time off to turn himself into a mountain giant that eats like live goats while taking 90 mile hikes up some mountain in Appalachia every day, and then┬ámake his return to the NFL after he’s inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Brett Favre, you are one of a kind Teddy Brosevelt.


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