Holy s***, I missed Tony Hawk’s birthday



So Divac (that’s me, but I’m talking in the third person for some reason) dropped the ball yesterday and completely forgot to acknowledge Tony Hawk’s 48th birthday. Well, it’s May 13 now and it’s not his birthday anymore.

This means we have reached a dilemma. Do I wait a whole year to acknowledge his 49th birthday? Or do I just make a “Happy Belated Birthday” post?

Oh this can’t wait.

Here’s the best song from the best video game soundtrack of all-time, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater:

There are people who can legally operate motor vehicles in the United States that were born after this game was released. Think about that for a second.

Yeah, it’s scary.

Happy belated birthday Tony Hawk.


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Divac is the Editor-In Chief of The Schmozone and founder of He is a fantasy sports maniac with terrible gambling habits and has a strange, irrational obsession with everything that is NBA legend Vlade Divac. Divac will be posting his outrageous commentary on daily sports topics in "The Daily Flop" section and one day dreams of being re-born as a mediocre Eastern European NBA journeyman.