Toney Douglas has a really good basketball son


The New Orleans Pelicans beat the Denver Nuggets on Wednesday in a game that only mattered to gambling addicts and Pelicans guard Toney Douglas’ son.

Toney Jr. is a really good basketball son and was very proud of daddy for putting up 20 points and 10 assists. This is undoubtedly the most excited anybody has been about the Pelicans all season as they have been an absolute dumpster fire. Due to injuries, their team basically consists of a bunch of D-League guys and Kendrick Perkins. Toney Jr. may actually get a chance to play next to daddy if the Pelicans suffer another injury in the backcourt.

Regardless, we need more screen time for Toney Jr. because that kid is awesome and so damn cute.


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Divac is the Editor-In Chief of The Schmozone and founder of He is a fantasy sports maniac with terrible gambling habits and has a strange, irrational obsession with everything that is NBA legend Vlade Divac. Divac will be posting his outrageous commentary on daily sports topics in "The Daily Flop" section and one day dreams of being re-born as a mediocre Eastern European NBA journeyman.