Burnie the Heat mascot shouldn’t try to front flip over ten other mascots


Burnie, the Miami Heat mascot, engaged in some unintentional mascot-on-mascot violence when he tried to front flip over a row of ten other mascots. He didn’t quite make it.

I guess since it’s Burnie’s birthday that gives him the right to get the opportunity to nearly murder his mascot brethren. I don’t know whether to laugh about this or cry for those two poor saps that got Swantoned Bombed by Burnie. Watching that demon-thing roll around in agony with that big a** smile on his face is really funny though.

Nobody but Aaron Gordon should be allowed to jump over mascots.



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