Australian goth chick stinks at basketball, comes up short on half-court shot


Some goth chick in Australia got the chance to shoot a half-court shot to win $250,000 and it basically turned into a DeAndre Jordan free throw attempt. Nice try though, Lorde. Just get a little more arc on that one next time and you’ll hit it for sure. I really thought she had it too until she bounced the ball too high on that last dribble.

As far as goth basketball players are concerned, I still think she gave it a better effort than the last goth basketball player to participate in a basketball contest from half-court. Isn’t that right, Birdman Anderson?


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