Zero Pucks Given: Bieksa loses tooth, Malkin is straight filthy


You wouldn’t hire a clown to fix a leak in the john, that’s why The Turkatron was sent back in time from the future…in Canada, to be your hockey specialist. Each week highlighting all you need to know in the world of puck.

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: Last night during the Ducks v. Predators game, Kevin Bieksa got into a fight with Kelly Clarkson’s boo Mike Fisher. Watch the slow-mo at the end of the clip. The busiest person in the NHL is still the Tooth Fairy:

RUNNER UP: Geno Malkin with the filthy mitts takes the pass from Phil The Thrill and goes through the legs, behind the back and rips one short-side past Dubnyk. NASTY.


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Leave it to a Canadian to cover hockey. Turkatron is a sports fanatic and world-class Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey player who often fantasizes about Tom Brady on skates. Known to drop the gloves with his critics and sue the neighbors for stealing his hockey puck, the creator of “Zero Pucks Given” is one crazy Canuck whose opinions and views are sure to stir some pots.